Monday, November 30, 2009
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Averagetopia, where we are average and proud. Averagetopia is a wonderful place to live. Everyone is treated equal and everything is average. In the logo below, you can see that there are three pictures. Spongebob, a Krabby Patty and a snail. These three pictures represent our nation well. Oh, don't forget the magic conch. If you have a problem, the magic conch can slove it All hail the magic conch! Come here today!
Daily Scedule In Averagetopia.
Our Daily Schedule
7:00- Everyone wakes up.
7:30- The family eats breakfast together.
8:00- Everyone gets dressed.
8:30- Morning mylifeisaverage.com. All families must read it.
9:00- Adults go to work and children go to school.
12:00- Lunch Time! Krabby Patties with jelly for everyone!
2:00- Kids get off school and adults get off work. It's time to watch Spongebob until 3:00.
3:00-6:00- FREE TIME!
6:00-7:00- Time to watch more Spongebob.
8:00-8:30- Evening mylifeisaverage.com. Again, all families must read it.
8;30-9:00- Time for bubble baths! Add extra suds if you'd like.
9:00- Go to bed if you want. You don't really have to though.
On Sunday's, eat a sundae.
Oh, and be average about everything. EVERYTHING.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Average Day Journal Entry
Dear Journal,
I had a very average day at the office today. I got there at 8:00 am, on the dot. I worked on the computer, answering calls until 12:00 pm. Then it was time for lunch! I had two krabby patties. They had jellyfish jelly on them. It was great. Then, I had to go to a meeting. The meeting lasted until 2:00. Afetr that, I watched Spongebob until 3:00. After I got home, I went for a jog. Then I ate an apple. I then took my kids to the park. When we got back, my family had a dinner of krabby patties. Then, we watched two episodes of Spongebob, took our bubblebaths and read on mylifeisaverage.com. It was a very average day today. I loved it.
Average Tim.
I had a very average day at the office today. I got there at 8:00 am, on the dot. I worked on the computer, answering calls until 12:00 pm. Then it was time for lunch! I had two krabby patties. They had jellyfish jelly on them. It was great. Then, I had to go to a meeting. The meeting lasted until 2:00. Afetr that, I watched Spongebob until 3:00. After I got home, I went for a jog. Then I ate an apple. I then took my kids to the park. When we got back, my family had a dinner of krabby patties. Then, we watched two episodes of Spongebob, took our bubblebaths and read on mylifeisaverage.com. It was a very average day today. I loved it.
Average Tim.
Friday, November 20, 2009
A day off in Averagetopia.
Dear Journal,
Today I didn't have school because it's Wednesday, we never have school on Wednesday because it's the worst day of the week to go to school. I stayed at home in my pineapple and played with my pet snail. I also went jellyfishing. It was really fun. Everything is great in Averagetopia. My day was so average and yet so wonderful.
Love,
Average Bob
Today I didn't have school because it's Wednesday, we never have school on Wednesday because it's the worst day of the week to go to school. I stayed at home in my pineapple and played with my pet snail. I also went jellyfishing. It was really fun. Everything is great in Averagetopia. My day was so average and yet so wonderful.
Love,
Average Bob
A school day in Averagetopia.
Dear Journal,
I am a citizen of Averagetopia, the best place in the world to live. I went to school today and we watched Spongebob. It was awesome. Learning about Spongebob is so much fun. We watched episodes, discussed our favorite parts and learned how to quote Spongebob in everyday life. Spongebob episodes teach so much about life, they are all the education someone needs. I love Averagetopia.
Sincerely,
Average Gary
I am a citizen of Averagetopia, the best place in the world to live. I went to school today and we watched Spongebob. It was awesome. Learning about Spongebob is so much fun. We watched episodes, discussed our favorite parts and learned how to quote Spongebob in everyday life. Spongebob episodes teach so much about life, they are all the education someone needs. I love Averagetopia.
Sincerely,
Average Gary
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Averagetopia Letter To Mommy.
Dear Mommy,
I have missed you a lot since I moved to Averagetopia. But this place is great. That's why I am writing you this letter to persuade you to join me here! Everything about this place is average, so you don't have to be different than others. Everyone is treated equal and you get to eat ice cream sundaes EVERY Sunday! Bubble bathes are required and you have to watch Spongebob every day! Doesn't that sound like a dream?! The king here is Spongebob and he is the greatest! He treats everyone the same and if you like Krabby Patties, well, this is the place to be. You have to eat them for every meal, but you can add different things to them to spice it up! Basically, everything in average and fun. There are no catches. It's simply average. Average is good. That's what we say! I say, PREPARE TO BE READY! I love you. Hope to see you soon.
Averagely,
Average Jordan
and
Average Theresa.
I have missed you a lot since I moved to Averagetopia. But this place is great. That's why I am writing you this letter to persuade you to join me here! Everything about this place is average, so you don't have to be different than others. Everyone is treated equal and you get to eat ice cream sundaes EVERY Sunday! Bubble bathes are required and you have to watch Spongebob every day! Doesn't that sound like a dream?! The king here is Spongebob and he is the greatest! He treats everyone the same and if you like Krabby Patties, well, this is the place to be. You have to eat them for every meal, but you can add different things to them to spice it up! Basically, everything in average and fun. There are no catches. It's simply average. Average is good. That's what we say! I say, PREPARE TO BE READY! I love you. Hope to see you soon.
Averagely,
Average Jordan
and
Average Theresa.
Our Government
We have decided to have a monarchy, and Spongebob is the king. Spongebob lives in a big castle with many rooms. Though he is the king, Spongebob is treated like any other average person in Averagetopia. Spongebob makes decisions based on what he feels is best for the citizens of Averagetopia. If someone doesn't like one of the rules, they can make an appointment with Spongebob to discuss matters alone. There will be no backtalking to the king. The king must not be touched without permission. Appointments with thy king must be scheduled twenty-four hours prior to the date of your appointment.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Averagetopia rules!
1. Be average and proud. Always take pride in your averageness because in Averagetopia, average is good.
2. Watch Spongebob. Watch Spongebob everyday because Spongebob is the best show ever and everyone in Averagetopia must love it.
3. Take bubble baths, no showers. Bubble baths are cool and you should want to take them. This shouldn't even be a rule.
4. Read MLIA. The tales of average lives at mylifeisaverage.com will teach you to be average and embrace it.
5. Do not commit violent crimes. This goes along with rule number one, killing people is not average.
6. Eat a sundae every Sunday. Do it because Spongebob does it.
7. The only pets allowed are snails, worms and rocks. That's what they have in Bikini Bottom.
8. All cities are called Bikini Bottom. Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom and now, so do you.
9. Go to the Krusty Krab for every meal. The Krusty Krab is Spongebob's favorite restaurant so you have to love it. Plus, Mr. Krabs needs the extra cash.
10. Every house is a pineapple. Living in a pineapple is cool because Spongebob does it.
2. Watch Spongebob. Watch Spongebob everyday because Spongebob is the best show ever and everyone in Averagetopia must love it.
3. Take bubble baths, no showers. Bubble baths are cool and you should want to take them. This shouldn't even be a rule.
4. Read MLIA. The tales of average lives at mylifeisaverage.com will teach you to be average and embrace it.
5. Do not commit violent crimes. This goes along with rule number one, killing people is not average.
6. Eat a sundae every Sunday. Do it because Spongebob does it.
7. The only pets allowed are snails, worms and rocks. That's what they have in Bikini Bottom.
8. All cities are called Bikini Bottom. Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom and now, so do you.
9. Go to the Krusty Krab for every meal. The Krusty Krab is Spongebob's favorite restaurant so you have to love it. Plus, Mr. Krabs needs the extra cash.
10. Every house is a pineapple. Living in a pineapple is cool because Spongebob does it.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Averagetopia's animal!
The animal we choose for Averagetopia is the sea sponge. We chose the sponge because in Spongebob, the sponge represents everything Averagetopia is about. Spongebob has an average life. All he does is go to work, jellyfish, annoy Squidward and hang out with Patrick yet he finds excitement and happiness in his average life.
Averagetopia motto and seal.
To the left is our seal (click to enlarge). It is Spongebob, Patrick and the Magic Conch Shell. This is our seal because everyone in Averagetopia loves Spongebob. Our motto is "All hail the Magic Conch!" because that is a quote from a good episode of Spongebob.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
We, the average people!
We, the average people of Averagetopia, in order to create a more average utopia, declare our right to be average! Everyone is always looking down on being average, they want to be "special" but we embrace the average. We take pride in our average, everday tasks and enjoy them.
Averagetopia is born!
Our utopia is called Averagetopia. Everything is average in Averagetopia. No one is ugly or pretty, just average. Everyone watches Spongebob everyday, but only the old episodes, not the new ones. Everyone is a dork and everyone reads Harry Potter books.
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