Dear Mommy,
I have missed you a lot since I moved to Averagetopia. But this place is great. That's why I am writing you this letter to persuade you to join me here! Everything about this place is average, so you don't have to be different than others. Everyone is treated equal and you get to eat ice cream sundaes EVERY Sunday! Bubble bathes are required and you have to watch Spongebob every day! Doesn't that sound like a dream?! The king here is Spongebob and he is the greatest! He treats everyone the same and if you like Krabby Patties, well, this is the place to be. You have to eat them for every meal, but you can add different things to them to spice it up! Basically, everything in average and fun. There are no catches. It's simply average. Average is good. That's what we say! I say, PREPARE TO BE READY! I love you. Hope to see you soon.
Averagely,
Average Jordan
and
Average Theresa.
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