Averagetopia rules!

1. Be average and proud. Always take pride in your averageness because in Averagetopia, average is good.
2. Watch Spongebob. Watch Spongebob everyday because Spongebob is the best show ever and everyone in Averagetopia must love it.
3. Take bubble baths, no showers. Bubble baths are cool and you should want to take them. This shouldn't even be a rule.
4. Read MLIA. The tales of average lives at mylifeisaverage.com will teach you to be average and embrace it.
5. Do not commit violent crimes. This goes along with rule number one, killing people is not average.
6. Eat a sundae every Sunday. Do it because Spongebob does it.
7. The only pets allowed are snails, worms and rocks. That's what they have in Bikini Bottom.
8. All cities are called Bikini Bottom. Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom and now, so do you.
9. Go to the Krusty Krab for every meal. The Krusty Krab is Spongebob's favorite restaurant so you have to love it. Plus, Mr. Krabs needs the extra cash.
10. Every house is a pineapple. Living in a pineapple is cool because Spongebob does it.